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1/21/2023
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What A Day: Hooked on a ceiling
The Republican Party is in shambles and frankly we're here for it. Friday, January 20, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Tucker Carlson, who apparently believes American History started in
1/20/2023
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What A Day: Flight at the end of the tunnel
Take comfort in knowing that your day has definitely been better than the FAA's. Wednesday, January 11, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Tucker Carlson on his commitment to hard-hitting
1/20/2023
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What A Day: Time of Hur life
Another special counsel investigation...in this economy?! Thursday, January 12, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy poorly dodging a question about why he
1/20/2023
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What A Day: Sickfreak and Roy
House Republicans are up to their old bullshit with the debt ceiling Friday, January 13, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Self-professed “Alpha Male” Nick Adams. Nothing says tough-guy
1/20/2023
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What A Day: Oversight, out of mind
House Republican committee assignments were announced today, and they're, uh, concerning! Tuesday, January 17, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - MSNBC's Nicole Wallace asking the
1/20/2023
3 : 5
What A Day: Forged George
We compiled all of George Santos's lies (that we know of) so you don't have to! Wednesday, January 18, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) not making anyone
1/20/2023
2 : 54
What A Day: Blueland test
Thursday, January 19, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-GA), who we assume is talking about how the House is no longer functional For some time now, Treasury
1/11/2023
2 : 14
What A Day: From Russia, with(out) love
Russian troops made their most significant advances in Ukraine since last summer. Tuesday, January 10, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Trump's Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke doing
1/10/2023
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What A Day: Déjà coup
Far-right extremists attempted a coup (sound familiar?) in Brazil yesterday Monday, January 9, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Profound insight from QAnon-believer Marjorie Taylor Greene As
1/7/2023
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What A Day: Kevinsurrection
So we're doing this again, huh? Friday, January 6, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Tucker Carlson, confirming what we've always known about him Days of voting to elect a new Speaker
1/6/2023
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What A Day: Kevin eleven
Republicans failed to pick a new House Speaker...eleven times. Thursday, January 5, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep. Kevin McCarthy describing...the only two possible outcomes of his bid
1/5/2023
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What A Day: Seventh (ballot) Kevin
Republicans failed to pick a new House Speaker...six times. Wednesday, January 4, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Clerk of the House Cheryl Johnson having a Ferris Bueller moment with the
1/4/2023
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What A Day: Speaker for yourself
Republicans failed to pick a new House Speaker...three times. Tuesday, January 3, 2023 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) professing his bona fides as a man of the swamp 2023
12/16/2022
9 : 14
What A Day: Never-Kevin say die
Everyone continues to hate Rep. Kevin McCarthy, which is pretty fun Wednesday, December 14, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - A Fox News ticker headline for the ages Presumptive Speaker-in-
12/16/2022
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What A Day: Phlegm de la Krem
With Western support. Ukraine is remaining defiant despite a recent uptick in Russian attacks. Thursday, December 15, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Disgraced former president Donald Trump
12/14/2022
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What A Day: Piggy Bankman
The Kremlin is showing no signs of easing up on Ukraine, and Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail. Tuesday, December 13, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) taking an “
12/13/2022
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What A Day: Marjorie Taylor Soldier Spy
The Right is getting extra scary lately, and increasingly litigious Monday, December 12, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Elon Musk on the “woke mob” who booed him at the…Dave Chappelle show
12/10/2022
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What A Day: Kyrsten strykes agayn
We've got a defector on our hands, folks. Friday, December 9, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - 23-year-old Andrew Hartzler dragging his aunt Rep. Vicky Rep. Hartzler (R-MO) for her
12/9/2022
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What A Day: Griner miracle
The White House announced a highly-anticipated prisoner swap with Russia. Thursday, December 8, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Fox News' Laura Ingraham, still losing her mind about the
12/8/2022
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What A Day: I am the one who Warnocks
Herschel Walker is somewhere solemnly talking about werewolves. Wednesday, December 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA - Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer confidently